scarecrows:

jokerstrife:

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You’re like the fucking angel of death. [x]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER

HOLY SHIT

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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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the-treble:

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

the-treble:

cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiii:

derpycats:

Willow hasn’t quite mastered the concept of a cat door yet.

she looks so lost

It has been three days. The servants have rebelled and refuse me refuge in my castle. They point and laugh and take pictures while I have been reduced to grovelling to be let in. I fear this may be my last entry.

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sakibatch:

the wink


decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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Q
Would you do more yoga art? I'd love to see Levi doing crow for the hell of it.
A

pandanoi:

This time the kids win :_D


theatricool:

portugals-satan:

The Fault In Our Stars : Hazel Grace (-)

I like how this is suppose to be emotional but John has sharpie all over his face.

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Oh shit! It’s TMI Tuesday!


bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

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nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via theannieplanet)


Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

cosplay-in-the-usa:

uptheeucalyptustree:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

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[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Bonus if you make it from the point of view of a fictional character

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

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